Shampoo Gasoline™ is the world’s first hair product designed by a committee of marketing interns, a confused chemist, and one very enthusiastic raccoon.
Single Bottle: $19.99
3-Pack "WHY THOUGH" Bundle: $54.99
Deluxe Barrel (WHY WOULD YOU NEED THIS): $399.99
Premium Subscription: We send you one every month until you ask us to stop.
"I laughed. I cried. I did not use it." – Alex
"This product changed my life by making me rethink my life choices." – Jordan
"Customer service just sent me a thumbs up emoji." – Casey
According to our research (we asked one guy), Shampoo Gasoline™ operates on advanced Quantum Hair Dynamics™, meaning it works differently depending on whether anyone is watching.
This is a joke product. Do not use random liquids as shampoo. Do not question this further. Actually, please do question it.